Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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