i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I love you. Go after that dick
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Never joke about your clitoris.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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