3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm like, not good at living.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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