her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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