No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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