Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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