BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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