and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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