it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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