we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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