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It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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