I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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