Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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