where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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