Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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