This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Randomize
