What did we do last night that was yellow?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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