Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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