So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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