weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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