Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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