Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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