Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
it was like eating out sand paper
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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