I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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