well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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