I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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