didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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