have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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