Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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