If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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