Yo dont text me then not text me
kristin has been a bad kristin
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
