Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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