its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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