doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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