i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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