I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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