ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I need help removing her.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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