You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
please come you make the beer taste better
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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