i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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