Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I need to sanitize my soul.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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