I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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