I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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