Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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