You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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