I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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