saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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