White coat. Heels.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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