I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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