She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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