I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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