I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
im on a boat
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