Porn is love you can see.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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