We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Can you bring me the toilet please
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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