I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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