Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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