Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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