I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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