its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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