I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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