All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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