The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize